The One With Liliacs Birthday Party

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[Scene: Zenox and Liliacs apartment. Zenox invited his friends over for Liliac's surprise party, Walt Disney and his wife Lillian Disney walks up to him to talk about the party, yep that's right Walt is in there at the party, well at least a drawing version of him the real one is in ashes at Forest lawn in Glendale, California]
Lillian: you've done a wonderful job with this party Zenox. Everything looks lovely.
Zenox: Well, I do a good job sometimes, I still can't believe it's her birthday, we're all growing up. (To Walt) And you I can't believe you have a tux that is literally 20 years old. (Puts his hand on his shoulder)
Walt Disney: Its way, way older than that.Mickey was actually conceived right near this tuxedo.
Zenox: Ohh! (He quickly removes his hand from his shoulder)
Goofy: (entering through the door) Hey! Everybody hide! She's coming!
Zenox: Okay! Okay! Everybody down! (Goofy turns off the lights and everyone crouches. As everyone crouches, a ripping noise erupts from the assemblage)
Walt Disney: Crap.
(okay everyone is ready to surprise her but we hear some fumbling at the door, then silence)
Zenox: (getting up to investigate) Okay, everybody stay here. I'm gonna find out what's going on.
(He goes out into the hall and finds a very drunk liliac lying up against their neighbors door)
Liliac: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles)
Zenox: Hey-hey are you drunk?
Liliac: Nooo! (Giggles a little big then she admits it) Okay. (She trys pulling herself up by their neighbors doorknob, but the door opens and she falls into the apartment. After doing so a woman starts freaking out)
Woman: aaaah burglars!!!!
Zenox: oh my god sorry Mrs. Bridgman. (He grabs liliac and takes her out of the apartment and closes the door)
  Liliac: Oh my, you see I was, I was a little nervous about my birthday, so the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pauses for a while) I wanna puke on you later.
Zenox: Ugh, okay that's nasty, okay here's the thing we have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of our friends are in there.
Liliac: (gasps) oh my gosh.
Zenox: Yes their in there.
Liliac: oh no I've ever been in there.
Zenox: What? nevermind, and Walt Disney is in there as well.
Liliac: (gasps) oh my god are you serious. My boss has never seen me drunk before. Oh no what are we gonna do?
Zenox: Okay, here's what were gonna do, we are gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that you're drunk.
Liliac: You promise?
Zenox: Yes I'll take care of it.
Liliac: Okay thank you, oh I love you so much. (kisses him)
Zenox: (Laughing) okay, we are going to have to do something about your breath.
Liliac: What about your breath?! (Breaths on him)
Zenox: Nope that's still yours. Okay we're gonna go in there now and when we do act surprised.
Liliac: Alright I can do that.
Zenox: alright lets get in there.
(Zenox grabs the doorknob and Liliac is doing a sneak walk towards the door, Zenox realizes her doing so)
Zenox: What are you doing?
Liliac: Nothing.
(They both walk into the room and turn on the lights and everybody jumps up)
Everyone: Surprise!!
Liliac: AAAAHHHH!!!
(Her scream scares Zenox a little bit, and everyone stares at her)
[Scene: Later that night Zenox is talking to some friends whilst liliac is getting ready in her room]
Ortensia: (To Zenox) what's going on with Liliac.
Zenox: She's totally wasted.
Oswald: (joins the conversation) Maybe that'll liven up this party.
Zenox: (To Ortensia) okay could you go help her change please!
Ortensia: Okay don't worry Zenny, she'll be ready in a while.
Zenox: Thank you.
(She walks towards a door at the back of the room.)
[Later Liliac is now dressed and is being helped out of the bedroom by Zenox and Ortensia]
Ortensa: (To Zenox) I'm telling you it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
(Liliac sits down on a couch and is comforted by Zenox)
Zenox: (To Liliac) How are you feeling?
Liliac: You are so handsome! (She pulls him into a kiss)
Zenox: Well. Uhh. Thanks. Okay now all you have to do is just get though a little bit more, okay? Then we put you to bed. Just smile and don't talk to ANyone.
Minnie: (clicking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Let's hear it from the birthday girl!
(Zenox gets angry)
Zenox: HEY MINNIE!
Minnie: What?
Walt Disney (Cartoon version): Speech! C'mon Liliac!
All: Speech!
(Liliac stands up and wobbles a little big and Zenox runs over to catch her)
Goofy: (filming it with his camera) Hey Zenox, you can't keep your hands off her for one second.
Minnie: I think it's nice.
Zenox: I think it's necessary. (Backs away anyhow)
Liliac: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My friends and all to my firthday… (Zenox looks at her) Birthday I mean. (everyone giggles a bit) I really like to say that I'm um… (pauses for a bit) Y'know what I'd really love to say? I'M DRUNK!!! (everyone's face turns into confused faces, Zenox puts his palm on his head) That's right I am drunk!!! (Mickey continues to film her) I've been drunk before! And I've got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my drawer, but that's okay, because I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (She falls over sideways with Mickey Filming the fall. Zenox has a shocked face with both his hands on his head.
Ortensia: (To Oswald) Okay quick, help me get this off! (motions to her top)
Oswald: YEAH!!!
(Mickey pans the camera over to Ortensia)

The End

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