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Ten best and worst movies of 2013. We’ll have the best movies are at the bottom of the worst, but first, I need to get angry a little bit before being happy again, I'd rather do that and be happy again, than to be happy with the best, and angry with the worst, these are the shittiest movies of the year that made me wanna kill myself( Not literally though) but fuck these movies, they each made 2 hours of my life miserable.

If you guys wanna be happy and just look at the best movies, here they are: drock625.deviantart.com/journa…

10: Getaway:



Oh my fucking god, who the hell thought this movie was good? I mean, who thought it was good. It’s Selena Gomez trying to get away from her Disney shit, even the Disney time sucked too, Wizards of Waverly place, who the hell likes that show? Anyways, this movie has no plot to it, it’s just a movie full of fucking car chase scenes, and that’s all. Fuck this movie, fuck it’s actors, just be forgotten forever.

9: The Smurfs 2:



Okay based on the beloved cartoon of the same name, I never really liked it, and neither did my dad, but this sequel, though the first one was shit as well, this one managed to be even shittier, with its abysmal plot, unfunny “funny” moments, and nothing new to the screen.

8: A Good Day to Die Hard:



This is one of the worst sequels I’ve ever seen. Honestly it didn’t make sense at all, and it had some references to the original film, but this movie, it barely had any plot, a stupid twist at the end. Live Free or Die Hard was better than this, that’s how you make a sequel. Obviously these guys didn’t think about the movie they were making they just put some shit together, and it was only John McClain saying “I’m on vacation” when really he wasn’t, he came to Russia because of his son. Fucking directors. This movie sucked.

7: After Earth:



What can I say about this movie? Well, Will Smith is a cool actor, and he’s funny, and he’s done so much better than this. This movie had terrible acting, mostly by Jaden smith, abysmal plot, terrible effects, though some parts were okay, unoriginal story line, and a story line that makes no sense whatsoever.

6: The Host:



This movie was an adaptation of Stephanie Mayer’s book of the same name who was also the author of the totally overrated Twilight Saga. Yep you know this movie is bad. I saw the movie, I don't want to fucking talk about it, yep that much. NEXT.

5: R.I.P.D.:



Do I really need to say anything about this? This movie already did its damage to movie goers. It rips off Men in Black, except it has a poor story, weak script, TERRIBLE  CGI, and, yeah unfunny shit in this movie right here. Fuck this movie.

4: Spring Breakers:



This movie has a fucking 69% on rotten tomatoes…. Highly overrated. This movie offered nothing new, it’s just basically about a bunch of girls who were forced to stay in college for spring break, whilst the others left for spring break, and then they turned to crime to do shit. What do we get? A fucking boring movie, with a terrible story.

3: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters:



Are you fucking kidding me? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? The telling of the famous Hansel and Gretel fairy tale in this mess of a fucking movie. This movie not only destroys the fairy tale it completely takes a huge steaming dump on it. I mean what is it with the kid saying right after the man exploded with maggots saying “that was awesome”? When “awesome” wasn’t even around in that time period?

2: The Lone Ranger:



And now, Walt Disney pictures presents!!! Pirates of the Caribbean: Sparrow Goes West. AKA The Lone Ranger.

Prepare for the vibrant world of America’s most beloved ranger… to get Disney SHIT upon, in the worst western TV adaptation since the “Wild Wild West.” Watch, as the totally badass Lone Ranger and his equally bad ass sidekick Tonto are brought to life, as two fucking imbeciles in a Disney movie that is so violent, it’s really R-rated but somehow managed to squeak through with a PG-13. I can’t believe some people actually thought this movie was good.

There is nothing good about this movie, it was poorly paced, ridiculously written, stupidly acted, and it’s an insulting adaptation of The Lone Ranger. Jack Sparrow starring as Tonto was the biggest mistake ever. Johnny Depp sucks at acting like a Native American. And really to think about it, a lot of Native Americans in this country were actually insulted by Depp’s performance. Now some of the natives actually thought that his performance was okay but it’s also revealed that some of them were paid to say that. Wow Disney, really fucked up. But about the movie, oh for fucks sake. I HATED THIS FUCKING MOVIE. You wanna know how much? I took the cover of it and burned it in my back yard, that’s how much I hate it. This movie is a complete mess. Its tone was all over the place. At first it seemed like a comedy, then it got so silly, then it went to R-rated violence, and then it got really goofy. Honestly I knew this movie was going to be bad. When I first read online in 2012 that they’re doing a TV adaptation of The Lone Ranger, I was like “OH YAY FINALLY my favorite TV show brought to life.” Then I saw Disney was doing it, and I was like “Uh oh, that can’t be good.” Then I saw the first trailer “UH OH this cannot be good.” Then I saw the movie “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME”Not only did this movie ruined the lone ranger, it ruined the William Tell overture. Every time I heard that piece, I thought of this fucking stinkpile of a movie. I had to watch the entire first season of the TV show, and now…. I’m cured. THANK GOD.This movie ruined such a AWESOME American Icon. No on will remember the totally awesome Lone ranger and his equally awesome Tonto, instead they will remember the fucking stupid imbeciles in this fucking pathetic movie. FUCK you Disney for ruining such a grand masterpiece. And for you fucking fans of this movie who have no fucking sense, don’t give me that “It’s actually not as bad as you think” bullshit because it is. You are wrong, and I am right, wanna know how? I just fucking proved it. THANK GOD this movie flopped! (I’m still sorry for those who lost their jobs though)(Though I still like “Saving Mr. Banks” even though that movie is bullshit beyond so many levels, and I also like “Frozen” even though its story is so weak.)

Also: This movie was so bad, that Jerry Bruckheimer and the Walt Disney company has ended their partnership as of this year. Thank god too. They suck together.

1: Movie 43:

Oh god, do I even need to explain?
I’m too tired from hating the Lone Ranger, I didn’t think it was possible to find a movie worse than The Lone Ranger, but this movie. I don’t even want to talk about it. It’s been called the “Citizen Kane” of awful. And I a-fucking-gree to that.  No story, no charisma, no fucking humor.

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MyNameIsArchie Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Most interesting.

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Good choices on the worst

but you have some bad choices on the best. Oz the great and Powerful? A prequel that never should've happened, it has pretty bad acting, terrible CGI effects and a pretty awful backstory of OZ. Olympus has fallen? Basically a rip off of Die Hard, except it takes place at a white house. Bad plot, cliche ending, and cliche movie.
MAN OF STEEL? Number 1? WOW, Gravity should be number one if you're not gonna put any other Oscar seasoned movies. Yeah, I'll show you a true best movies of 2013 list. And this has been updated to a Best and Worst of 2013, check out my best.
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MyNameIsArchie Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Since I have seen a few more movies since this list was made, this will change, with added explanations.

This list, like every list, is subjective. Thanks for the constructive criticism.
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WishExpedition23 Jan 27, 2014  Student General Artist
About 90% of the movies and the trailers that I see never reach my taste. Growing up, it takes a lot to get me impressed. I've always been a Disney fan and I've seen both Frozen and Saving Mr. Banks. Frozen was good for the characters and the songs, but the story seemed a little depressing. As for Saving Mr. Banks, that movie made it to the top of the list out of all the movies I've seen in the past year! I tell 'ya, as for the some of the studios I like they better not suck it up this year. If they do, I might just as well scream! XD Extreme 
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You might like my review of "Frozen" then. drock625.deviantart.com/journa… :)

Saving Mr. Banks, if it did reach the top of your list of movies, then you probably don't know a lot about the real Walt Disney. That movie Saving Mr. Banks, though it was pretty good, and full of happiness, it's also bullshit. If there is one thing we've learned about the Walt Disney company, it's really full of shit, and trying to glorify itself, by telling a total lie.
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WishExpedition23 Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
Believe me, I know more about Walt Disney than just watching that movie. I've researched him a lot. He was pretty racist, he hated Jews, he didn't treat his workers well during the late 30s to early 40s, and probably a lot more than that. I've read the big book about him. But still, not everyone saw what happened by the time P.L. Travers came to the studio for Mary Poppins so how do we truly know what happened there other than Mrs. Travers giving them a hard time and Walt Disney trying to persuade her to give in to the idea. Aside from all that, he was a good guy in my opinion.

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slycooperfan Mar 6, 2014  Student Writer
Walt Disney was strict. But hating the Jews? The Sherman brothers, the songwriters for Marry Poppins, were Russian Jewish immigrants. Was he racist? Some could consider him such. "The Song of the South" is often considered racist by today's standards - but in Walt Disney's time, it was seen as a progressive project. He also wanted all people who contributed in the project - white and black - to see the premiere. 
Bottom line, you cannot compare a man who was born in the 1900's to today's society. To say that he was "pretty racist" and "hated the jews" without any source of evidence to back up your facts is insensitive.
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WishExpedition23 Mar 6, 2014  Student General Artist
That is so true in many ways! I really hate it when people tell you about the bad things about another person after they've already died and keep that in. Your born, you do whatever the heck you do for as long as you you live, and then you die; end of story! Can't people just let that go for Walt after all he's given to the world? It's bad enough people are spreading the rumor about him being frozen for so long.
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Oh, so you do know more.

Yeah, he still was a good guy but he also had a dark side.
I've researched about him for years as well. I know a lot of shit. :)

Yet there are so many disney fans who refuse to believe that even when I give them proof. And then they say something stupid like "AH THEY JUST MADE IT UP BECAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS OF HIS SUCCESS."
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WishExpedition23 Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
I kinda used to think the same, too except for jealousy part. When I was younger, I thought Walt Disney was still alive but then one day I became devastated when my parents told me he was dead for a long time now. And then towards the end of high school I've started to get the interest of working for Disney and researched more about him from his good times to his bad times and then the good times again and then the bad times again and so on. Heck, I even learned that all the animations and artwork his workers made he always signed his name on it and took all the credit! Still, all the bad things that came to his mind doesn't stop me from believing in what he had done for the world with the theme parks and the stories and whatnot. You know what I'm saying?
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